CFG Storygen

If you were to ask anyone who the most average bank robber was, that person would say Chell. And for Chell, this particular day started out like any other.

    Chell woke up in her coffee shop. Then, Chell heard a knock on her door. Chell opened it.

    There was a rather strange chair on the ground. Suddendly, it transforned into a vampire!

    "My name is Chell, and I'm the most magical vampire in the universe!" the vampire said.

    "Anyway, I think you would be better as a plumber, so I'm going to turn you into one." Chell said.

    "No you won't!" Chell yelled. But it was too late. Chell cast a spell on Chell using her short orange wand. Chell swiftly transformed into a plumber.

    Chell looked at Chell. "I think we should kiss!" Chell said.

    "I'm sorry, but that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard." Chell said.

    "Take that back!" yelled Chell.

    Chell ran away, never to be seen again.

    fin.

Confusing when two people have the same name

First time pressing “generate” gave me the following:

    Ogathur woke up in his trailer park. Being a dragon was tough for Ogathur, but rewarding in its own way. Suddendly, a fat portal appeared in the wall. Ogathur was confused, but decided to walk through it.
    When Ogathur came out, Ogathur was in a huge border wall.
    Ogathur was suprised to see his friend Samus standing in a communist pair of gloves.
    "Why are you wearing that?" Ogathur asked.
    "I have to wear it because I'm a dragon". Samus said.
    Ogathur starting laughing so hard, and continued laughing for 9 minutes. Samus's face turned red with anger.
    Samus looked into Ogathur's eyes.
    "I think you should go on a date with me!" Samus said.
    "Okay." Ogathur said.
    The next night, Ogathur put on an angry skirt and met Samus outside a moon.
    "Wow, I love your yellow dress!" Ogathur said.
    "Thanks, I made it myself!" Samus said. Samus held the door for Ogathur as Ogathur walked inside.
    Ogathur suddendly had a heart attack.
    "Ooff... please... save me..." Ogathur said before his eyes closed and his body went limp.
    Samus rushed to save Ogathur. Samus tried to use a nearby photo of Samus as a defibrillator, but it was no use. Ogathur died.

    (Part 7 of an ongoing fanfiction)

This is amazing and hilarious.

"  Anna was in her trailer park, watching tv. Anna only became a mermaid 3 days ago, and Anna was just getting used to it. Anna walked outside to admire the sky. On her walk, Anna noticed something strange in her neighbor's bushes, and went over to investigate.
    There was a rather strange computer mouse on the ground. Suddendly, it transforned into a princess!
    "My name is Galthur, and I'm the most magical princess in the universe!" the princess said.
    "Anyway, I think you would be better as a mermaid, so I'm going to turn you into one." Galthur said.
    "No you won't!" Anna yelled. But it was too late. Galthur ripped Anna's soul out of his body and put it into the body of a dumb mermaid. Anna was in shock.
    Anna suddendly had a heart attack.
    "Ooff... please... save me..." Anna said before his eyes closed and his body went limp.
    Galthur rushed to save Anna. Galthur tried to use a nearby chair as a defibrillator. Suprisingly, it worked.
    "Wow, thanks so much for saving me!" Anna said.
    "No problem!" Galthur replied.
    fin."

She was already a mermaid but then was transformed into a mermaid.

Ok then.

Also, when the text pops up claiming that it was all a dream, window is spelled winodw.

Nice work! The stories seem to make more sense relative to other story generators.

Interesting... the topic changes quickly over the story like a Simpsons' episode, but locally it remains consistent. Sentences are more complex that what I saw in other story generators, some would even say they are stylized. Where can I find the grammar.txt you're mentioning in the description?

I wonder if there is a gender check btw. I had a female clown ("she woke up in her prison") who turned into a male dragon ("him").

    "My name is Trump, and I'm the most magical bank robber in the universe!" the bank robber said.

I almost dropped of my chair !

Have you got scrollbars turned on in the itch.io settings? I’m having trouble reading the whole story on my iPhone. Great job though! My story is about Trump ^_^